LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

And this comment here is a great example of the fundamental differences between how European and American sports fans view their favorite teams.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.

Why is it so hard to imagine that even Tom Brady gets old and less-effective?

I'm from the town from where Ereck Plancher was from (I went to another high school though). A lot of fucked up details came out of that incident. It got so bad that the HS football coaches down here did not want their players who weren't good enough for FSU or UF, but good enough for the state directional schools…

Come to think of it, I've never seen Mark Davis and the guy who sits at McDonalds all day drinking coffee in the same place at the same time...

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

Do you ever feel like you were shortchanged during your time as a Jet? I mean, you were the best quarterback that franchise has had in at least a decade.

Talk about spreading rumors. Ew deadspin.

Yes, act like you've been there before! Fuck that guy for showing emotion. He's probably a thug.

The Vikings announce that Adrian Peterson will return to team activities to spend less time with his family.

"Hey guys, have you ever wondered whether this form of hyper-aggressive masculinity that defines the NFL is having a negative impact on society as a whole?"

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

That Oblong sphere will probably get him more money than you'll ever imagine. That oblong sphere probably got him on scholarship to Stanford. That oblong sphere is what this conversation is about.

"Your speaking skills" is what you meant.