Would your job fire you for testing positive for alcohol after a DUI? Whether Josh Gordon smokes pot or drinks really shouldn't be anybody's business. The NFL has no business testing for these things. If he got another DUI that would be a different story but outside of the one DUI, Josh Gordon hasn't actually done…

Let's say you had dozens of millions of dollars depending upon not scratching your left ear, masturbating or saying the F-word? You can't stop doing that stuff for a year or however long?

I have a better idea. How about we just let men and women wear, do, act, work and fuck whoever they want?

Spot on.

I don't think you know what socialism means. Or you're joking. So hard to tell these days.

When Dan Synder was informed he sent team representatives down to invite the Crow to participate in a heritage commemoration ceremony at halftime and sit in his box during the second half, but it turns out he was actually Italian.

Oh, and Orton's career completion % is lower than Manuel's.

Failed experiment? He's had 14 starts and has better stats this year than Ryan Tannehill, who has been given 36 starts to prove that he's a "franchise quarterback". You have a shitty offensive coordinator who couldn't win with Tom Brady. If you want to build a winner you don't bail on a first round quarterback before…

Hint: With Kyle Orton you have absolutely nothing. EJ gives you a better chance to win because he does at least one thing better than most quarterbacks in the league. Enjoy 5-11. The Browns thank your coach for giving up on the season.

I'm not saying that you personally have an obligation to tell your family and friends because I don't know your family and friends and maybe that would be difficult for you. But in the case of families that might be accepting or supportive (the person who wrote in to Prudence clearly believes that her's is,) it's…

Thank you. Why is it still okay to be an asshole about bisexuality?

Fuck you, bigot.

I went to GWU when he was president. Under his tenure the campus police did their best to convince rape victims not to press charges and swept as much as they could under the rug. The victims I knew never even considered coming forward because there was a very clear unspoken message that they would be fighting the…

fuck you

Try Racer 5. I've never tasted a weedier beer.

In order for something to be "state-sponsored" there must first be a state.

^^John Q. Whiteman
Hates: Endzone dances; thugs; the Dougie
Likes: Amateur status for college athletes; sliding head-first into 1B; women who have never dated a black guy before

"A gay relationship is pretty obvious to any friends and acquaintances and needs no explanation, it is what it is."

People used to make the same distinction between gays and racially/religiously-based civil rights. You're asking people to keep their lifestyle a secret because it makes others uncomfortable or its difficult for you to wrap your mind around. People in open or polyamorous relationships go through the same sort of…

It consists of the same thing hiding a gay relationship used to consist of. "What's so hard about keeping it to yourself and just pretending partner's your roommate?", said people like you. "Why do you have to rub it in everyone's face?"