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You're absolutely right about McAuliffe but I personally don't think either of them deserve to be assistant manager at a Burger King. If I lived there I'd be thinking about moving. The good thing about McAuliffe is that if he wins, he'll probably be going to jail shortly after, so at least there might be a special

McAuliffe is one of the most corrupt men in politics. He's enriched himself throughout his years associating with the Clintons by selling access to them. This has been thoroughly documented through the years but here's the most recent investigation:

McAuliffe is just as bad. He may not be a bigoted misogynist but he hates poor people and sells influence and access to the highest levels of government in exchange for business opportunities for his friends. This is how he got so rich.

Yes, surely every president from here on will be trustworthy and won't use these unprecedented spying powers to go after his political enemies or to enforce everyday crimes.

Yes you would, and you have. The ones that they've told us about were never that impressive to begin with and it's questionable how much of an impact programs like PRISM had in tipping off authorities. You think they're keeping some really big victories a secret while their agency is under the greatest scrutiny its

So if 3/4 attacks were successful, killing a total of 10 people then the fight against terrorism becomes the top priority for the country? That's bullshit. Numbers do matter, and terrorist attacks don't kill very many people. You'd save more lives by banning swimming pools for 1 year than you'd save by stopping every

All of the situations you cite involve invasions or imperial occupations of foreign soil. There is simply no way in hell that any foreign group is launching or winning a successful guerrilla war in the United States or outside their home country. That isn't how it works. Terrorism has always existed and it always

I think it has more to do with brain damage than drinking (though the two are definitely related.)

Uh... I'm pretty sure every show on CNBC is hosted by a scam artist handicapper.

Yes, because if there's anything we can learn from all this it's that rape and violence are sometimes good right? Every time there's an article about a rapist or molester going to jail some idiot like yourself chimes in IN SUPPORT OF RAPE. Do you really think that the world is somehow a better place when bad people

I'm certainly no pro, but the biggest leap my cooking has taken recently was when I began to put serious consideration into my prep and cooking timeline. In the past I had allowed food that shouldn't be left to sit for 20 minutes before serving sit as I futzed with other details that I had put off until the end

WHY do we need Japanese tentacle porn or Mumford and Sons or High Times marijuana centerfolds?

OH, THE TWISTING AND THE CONTORTING!!! THE TWISTING AND THE CONTORTING!!!

They're not friends, they're just co-hosting a Gawker-sponsored conference on rich white people problems.

Bingo. It takes about a day's worth of calories to get drunk and keep a buzz going for a full night, which is why nobody I know who drinks has ever succeeded in losing weight. The exception is when you get drunk enough to vomit up the $1 slices of pizza you bought on the way home. For your health!

I'm sorry, life must be very painful for you.

No, what you said isn't true. It's no more true than saying that whites, blacks, jews, asians or latinos are ______. It's simple ignorance amplified by blood lust. Hitting people or using violence of any kind is wrong unless it's in the immediate defense of another's safety. People who don't understand that are the

I feel sorry for you for whatever happened to you to make you this way, but you should seek help instead allowing your violent hatred to destroy you. If you think that punching and kicking people who are "out of line" is acceptable behavior you are an immature bully.

who fucking cares and why should it matter?