I could be wrong but I don't believe that there are even any state incentives left for hybrids. The federal incentives expired in 2010, but were effectively gone back in 2007-2008 when the major carmakers's allotments had mostly been reached. Electric and plug-in hybrid vehicles on the other hand are eligible for a…

Those expired a while ago.

Are you a scientist or something because I have a feeling you're a lot smarter than I am?

Take it up with my parents.

Now who's been spending too much time in the basement???

Or, as the Washington Post put it:

Thanks! Any day I can make somebody cry was a day worth living.

Fake musician "DJ Benihana Trust Fund" poses with a transitioning male-to-Cheeto surgical patient, a fake hipster and a fake actor/rapper/cop, after attending the seminar: "It's Not Okay to Be Me."

Didn't say he could, only that he'll be on a team next year.

He'll be playing in the NFL next year, even if nobody has "expressed interest" yet. Remember, the New Jersey Jest are pretending that they'll be able to trade him at some point in the future, so if anyone expressed any interest in him then it would create a trade market. Nobody wants to give up draft picks for…

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Does this qualify as stalking or just a shady way of going about getting somebody's phone number? Just because actions remind you of behavior that might be associated with a crime doesn't mean that they are indicative of sinister intent. Nobody got hurt here. Calm down.

Quit lying. No, you would not say that about a pasty white guy, because nobody has ever criticized a white athlete for not being able to speak well enough, nor commended one for being "well-spoken." This is something that exclusively reserved for black athletes, many of whom are (in your eyes) overpaid,…

I was gonna ask the same question... Whatever it means, it's just another lame justification for putting people in jail.

I love it when the very same white people who ignore their families and responsibilities and spend huge amounts of to watch said "oblong sphere of inflated leather" fly around the air demean the accomplishments of the athletes their pathetic lives tend to revolve around. I doubt you'd speak in complete sentences if…

Given that this is a subconscious premise underlying a sizable portion of sports journalism it's really not all that shocking a statement.

Have you ever met a Muslim?

Yeah, I noticed the error after posting but decided it was more in the spirit of BR to leave it the way it was.

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