Didn't say he could, only that he'll be on a team next year.

He'll be playing in the NFL next year, even if nobody has "expressed interest" yet. Remember, the New Jersey Jest are pretending that they'll be able to trade him at some point in the future, so if anyone expressed any interest in him then it would create a trade market. Nobody wants to give up draft picks for…

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Does this qualify as stalking or just a shady way of going about getting somebody's phone number? Just because actions remind you of behavior that might be associated with a crime doesn't mean that they are indicative of sinister intent. Nobody got hurt here. Calm down.

Quit lying. No, you would not say that about a pasty white guy, because nobody has ever criticized a white athlete for not being able to speak well enough, nor commended one for being "well-spoken." This is something that exclusively reserved for black athletes, many of whom are (in your eyes) overpaid,…

I was gonna ask the same question... Whatever it means, it's just another lame justification for putting people in jail.

I love it when the very same white people who ignore their families and responsibilities and spend huge amounts of to watch said "oblong sphere of inflated leather" fly around the air demean the accomplishments of the athletes their pathetic lives tend to revolve around. I doubt you'd speak in complete sentences if…

Given that this is a subconscious premise underlying a sizable portion of sports journalism it's really not all that shocking a statement.

Have you ever met a Muslim?

Yeah, I noticed the error after posting but decided it was more in the spirit of BR to leave it the way it was.

wHAT AN OUTRAGE! BAN DOMINO'S! ARREST JULIEN ASSANGE! SEND REDDIT TO GUANTANAMO!

The mom joke sealed it for me. I'm using the oven this morning.

I could think of about 12 Reasons but I wouldn't to make you click through to them all.

I don't think it will change anything as far as of U.S. relations are concerned, and I also think that worrying about potential insult to people who have no way of ever connecting to media that would make them aware of those insults is pretty excessive.

Consider this through the lens of "Kim Jong Un is a new leader who had a westernized upbringing and could very well end up bringing gradual change to the regime." Maybe palling around with young dictators and exposing them to two entities (Rodman and Vice) who are showcases of the freedoms we enjoy, might not be such…

Yep, if your first reaction to everything you read on the internet is to curse hipsters and get outraged, you are indeed "Gawker for life." The question is, isn't Reddit at least partly to blame for all of this?

Sports rivalries would be so much better if it were the actual cities competing against one another instead of two random billionaires who rarely even travel with the team.

amen.

Whatever age Katy Perry is when John Mayer gets her pregnant.