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So it's just a coincidence that the NFL is 70% black but the percentage of starting quarterbacks at the NFL or level is usually around 10-15% or lower? Why did everyone want to convert Kaepernick and Griffin but not Luck?

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Yeah, though I've never been able to find an image of him in his uniform. He was also apparently offered baseball contracts:

I wouldn't specifically call Petrino a racist if he weren't a known scumbag who seems to be hated (specifically by his black players) wherever he goes. Maybe he isn't a racist. My point is that the larger trend of college coaches refusing to use athletic (especially black) quarterbacks IS racism. Even if the coaches

As a matter of fact I am a huge lifelong Buckeyes fan.

Another interesting fact: before he was a civil rights leader, Jesse Jackson was a black quarterback who was told to switch positions at Illinois. He transfered to a black college instead so that he could play quarterback.

Kaepernick's agent strongly disagrees with that logic.

College coaches look at fast black high school quarterbacks and see safeties, running backs, WRs, KRs... anything but quarterbacks. Did you know that Michael Bush threw for 468 yards and six touchdowns and ran for 116 yards and another touchdown in his high school state championship vs. future NFL legend Brian Brohm?

I am very much against the idea of eating frozen lobster, even more against the idea of paying for fresh lobster and furthermore have a paranoid theory that all seafood you buy in grocery stores secretly comes from farms in Vietnam regardless of what the fishmonger/packaging might tell you. Therefore I do not eat

you forgot to mention guns or birth certificates.

uhhh... a few million lame undeserving Patriots fans like yourself go back to ignoring football?

Any story about a priest who likes having sex with adults is good news in my book.

If one of your favorite athletes invited you come hang out in his room after you ran into him in the hotel lobby would you say yes? Congratulations, you just consented to have sex with Tony Siragusa.

Methinks he was talking to Ronaiah and pretending to be talking to his girlfriend.

You're a good writer Ms. Alvidrez and I'm sure you're a wonderful operations manager, but please stop this.

Yeah, I hear he's going full out to get him now that Oliver Twist has committed to the Sooners.

A tall glass of cold milk and some bread and butter are my ideal perfect pot roast accessories. Great post. Please keep them coming.

Someone needs to tell Gawker that there are worst things in the world than Reddit. I'm sorry, is it shocking to you that many people (both men and women) are mouth-breathing idiots who tell unfunny jokes on the internet? This isn't the majority of humanity, nor is it even the majority of Reddit readers and posters,

Only because he has aspirations to be governor someday. And his meth dealer lives there.

...so that he can... wait for it... finally move out of his mother's basement!