Shit, man. It's 2014 and you haven't beaten RDR?! At least when this happened it was when the game just came out. You have done yourself a disservice by not playing one of the best games of the PS3/360 generation.

I am well aware of Kotaku's Girl Who Cried Controversy.

The coveted Old Bridge High School M.V.P. Award?! I thought that was a fairy tale!

I also think it's a shitty game, but just from the pictures it does seem to be a parody, at least. I don't think it's smart enough to be a deconstruction, since the things it says are pretty much what everyone says, so it's not like it's the Black Dynamite of fanservice games.

I believe I made a joke, not an argument. Go be a humorless cunt somewhere else.

I remember on the RDR board a guy got modded for "spoilers without warning" for making a topic about some ridiculous death he had, and the name of the topic was something like, "Wait, I died?" He told the mod that he didn't even know John Marston dies until his topic was deleted, and the mod's response was basically…

Hyperdimension Neptunia isn't clickbait. She prefers fake controversy about big companies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole

I know, right? Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go read some reviews of "Gone Home".

I don't know anything about what people on GameFAQs believe, because their message boards are like living in fucking North Korea.

Yeah, of course. There's real controversies, like how some people want to enact Jim Crow laws for gay people. Then there's what I like to call "Patricia Hernandez controversies", like how you aren't allowed to be a polyamorous transgendered asexual in the new Lego Batman game.

When Hyperdimension Neptunia first made its way West from Japan in 2011, folks weren't too happy with it. "Worthless" and "sexist" and "stereotypical" were the sentiments thrown around, because we were seeing cute anime girls being silly and wearing short skirts. But the stated purpose of the series is to make fun of…

Wait, online where? Please don't be Hulu, please don't be Hulu, please don't be Hulu...

Cavemen were furries? So... you're telling me that Fred Flintstone's shirt was like a prehistoric fursuit? Everything makes sense now.

Uh, no. That would fuck him over more than anything. We're going for Pyrrhic victory here, not agonizing defeat.

I disagree. Fuck this person in her shitty neck for thinking it's okay to do this to someone. If calling CPS is the worst legal thing Stuck can do to her, he should shoot for the fucking stars. Like Johnny Tsunami said, "Go big or go fuck yourself."

Yeah, it was back before people jerked off to anthropomorphic creatures. I miss those days, too.

I'm not sure if this is funny or really sad.

Thanks. You saved me from going out and actually trying to buy a DeLorean, which would have been terribly embarrassing. Now, I guess I'll go back to my two favorite hobbies: Not knowing what hyperbole is, and stepping on jokes! Do you want to join me? I hear you're a pro at both.

From a Hot Toys figure including a fucking car. Have you seen what Hot Toys' products cost? Those are just action figures. This one has a car. It will be at least $1000.