ApocryFox
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It's called a "comments" section, not a "praise" section. Someone can voice their dissenting opinion if they want to.

"star of Super Mario Bros. film..." I'm sure he would have appreciated that, you fucking asshole.

I can't wait for the Kotaku article, "Mike Fahey, Kotaku's Shittiest Writer, Dies from Cock-Related Injuries While Having Sex with Seventeen Mentally Handicapped Children".

"It was the smallest penis I had ever seen," said

Diablo, Planescape, whatever. Click-to-move is a fossil from a dark age of PC gaming.

Everyone is a million years old. Not like it matters; they'll all be standing in front of green screens anyway.

I don't care if they're first person. They could have made it work with WASD. As it is, Fallout 1 and 2 have all the "tactics" of RuneScape: Click something to run up and go hit it.

Okay, I'll compromise. Click-to-move sucks, and Fallout 1 and 2 have aged terribly except in the eyes of neckbeards.

I hate Fallout 1 and 2 as well. Click-to-move is just a bad way to play a game.

One notable dissenter is Michael Thomsen, who, writing for Forbes, posits the question: "Is Dark Souls II The Worst Game Ever Made?" Those familiar with the game and its community might immediately take such a headline as half-serious hyperbole—and of course, fans in forum threads around the internet have been quick

Kotaku's writers are constantly guilty of clickbaiting on a massive scale. And laziness, and just kind of lying outright.

I agree, Destiny should be some kind of indie puzzle game. Then it would be perfect.

I think this is probably the best thing China's done since inventing gunpowder. They're on the right track again!

Don't worry, Mike Fahey doesn't actually have a wife. He's talking about his sex doll.

Nobody was expecting Halo or GTA when the N64 was released, because Halo didn't exist and GTA was still in its awful 2D phase. I've never liked Tomb Raider. PS1 just had a much more varied (as you can see by the pittance of cartridges in the picture) and, in my opinion, better library overall. Mario and Zelda are

I don't like sports games either (except SSX 1 through 3, which are fantastic). The PS2 didn't have that many shooters because the shooter boom happened on the 360 mostly, but it does have some standouts like Red Faction. Then there's games like Ratchet and Clank, Shinobi, Ico and Shadow of the Colossus, Final

I don't think you owned a PS2. It had 10 to 20 games worth playing in the RPG genre alone.

Sorry if my wording was ambiguous. I wasn't saying every console has only one good game a year, I said Nintendo consoles from the N64 onwards only get about one good game a year.

Not the SNES, PS1 and PS2. Best console libraries ever, with the PS2's in particular being almost ludicrously varied.

So it's like every other post-SNES Nintendo console. You get about one game per year that makes the investment worthwhile.

Neat! I guess they do work, for what it's worth (nothing). Thanks!

That cartridge really doesn't look that bad. Someone should pop it in and see if it still works.