I think you mean Pii U.

Keep telling yourself that. It's not Nintendo's fault they made a shitty console.

Oh, so Nintendo is the little kid now. What happened to Nintendomination? You finally understand that Nintendo shit the bed this generation, so now someone is a coward if they make fun of them?

Nintendo fans.

Man, what a bummer. These aren't even funny—just kinda cruel. They're picking on the weakest kid in class. Maybe Nintendo should tweet something like "Hey guys, Battlefield 4 is working today. APRIL FOOLS."

You should probably get a PS3. For one, you can't play MGS4 without it, and also the 360 doesn't have pressure sensitive buttons, so I have no idea how the HD versions of MGS2 and 3 work.

No beard? Boooo.

You I like. Everyone else is too busy drooling over a pretty picture to realize the whole situation here is not that impressive.

Okay, so obviously none of these things have anything to do with the PS2, besides a few button shapes. However, there is definitely talent and creativity behind these. These ads were not made by a committee of marketing guys who had no idea what a PS2 was; they were made by a drugged-up artist who had no idea what a…

Atlanta probably has ten Waffle Houses.

I figured the crunchwrap would be the best one! Thanks for confirming.

I've gotten a Metropolis on SNES Sim City, but I don't even know how to make money in 2000. As soon as I start building, I'm losing money.

This is like a parody of special editions. I could see someone doing this as a sketch.

Wow, it's like seeing a cool training montage in an '80s movie, and then right afterward the protagonist gets killed in a drive-by shooting. All that potential wasted, and they didn't even have time to do anything with it.

But really, I can't wait for Virtual FarmVille, where ten minutes of VR is only $20.00.

"Not interested in your answer by the way, but I'm sure you'll respond."

Oh, look. Another person on Kotaku who's a total cunt. If I had a dollar for every one of you, I'd buy Facebook.

There is nothing to add; that's the whole point, you goddamn neanderthal. Seriously though, keep telling console people how good your graphics are, so they can tell you that they have better exclusives, for all eternity.

I didn't try to add anything to the debate because I'm not stupid.

Thanks for turning this into a big, stupid debate that nobody will emerge from smarter. Good job.

Because "Stupid kid hurts himself" isn't news. "Energy drinks hurt kid" is news. People want fearmongering, not facts.

That's because they're meant for you to download and print them. I like the boxes, it's just that the article sounds like someone made new bottles.

Turns out he'd consumed 4 litres of energy drinks to sustain the session, which far exceeds any kind of manufacturer's warning or shred of common sense.

The two "real" bottles of BioShock Infinite vigor we posted about last year were nice, but you know what, these two might be even nicer.