I had my GI Joes drive around in a Barbie sports car so they could be cops in the 1980s. That's literally how my dolls rolled.

Hmm, you seem like a cunt. I bet you're also an atheist who constantly bitches at religious people for believing something you don't.

Note: I'm an atheist typing this on a gaming PC, so fuck you.

Yeah, I guess I don't mean it should just be mentioned in passing. Maybe RoboCop was a bad example. The guy could have a romantic interest throughout the film, like most protagonists. All I'm saying is, we're not going to have a gay video game protagonist until we have more gay characters in movies who are defined by…

So it's like a Call of Duty thing. Awesome.

They're really pumping these out, aren't they?

The Bechdel test I was suggesting is, "Can the plot be solved by the protagonist being straight?" Obviously I'd be remiss in saying there should never be films that break this rule, but we need films that don't. Movies in which the main character is gay, but only incidentally. For instance, Alex J. Murphy is straight,…

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the point I've missed is that you like it, so I'm wrong for thinking it's stupid. Unless TPP is some kind of high-concept performance art, and I wasn't informed.

I did not know that!

Man, remember when half of the people wanted to open a menu, but the other half wanted to close the menu? Riveting.

Twitch Plays Pokemon is fucking stupid. I guess some people will watch anything you dangle in front of their faces.

I should have specified. Even so, we rarely get good gay characters in movies that aren't specifically about them being gay. Even "The Birdcage", as good as it was, has a plot that would be solved if the main characters were straight.

There should be a Bechdel Test for that.

I see you deleted our exchange where you embarrassed yourself. Smart move.

Well, keep talking like you're a Japanese guy in the Super Friends, I guess!

Well, when I said "blockbuster" I meant like a "Fast and the Furious" or "Crank" kind of thing. An action movie or a cop movie or something like that. I loved Robin Williams and Nathan Lane's characters in "The Birdcage", but I don't think that was an "Avengers"-level blockbuster.

A seemingly pedestrian interview on Ubisoft's company blog last week got interesting when Lucien Soulban, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon's writer, was asked "As an openly gay man working in the industry, what do you think the odds are that we'll get a mid-30s stubbly-bearded brown-haired white guy with a raspy voice who is…

It's pretty much confirmed that it will be on PS4. They had a trailer for USFIV with a shot of a PS4 controller at the end.

Palmer Scott makes my bub-bubs bounce.

No touch- I ain't no ho-ho!

What I'd really like to do is have some bees spell out the lyrics to this song. Something like, "Happy Birthday, Spray! Hahawrrraha! Hahaharrrr!"

Isn't this by the Jeff GoldBluMan Group? I think I heard this song on the Innernette.

Holy shit, you're really offended. This goes beyond being defensive and into narcissistic injury.

I'm not even reading your posts at this point. Now I'm laughing at how long they are.