She came back home...
She dicked around with letters for thirty minutes...
She discovered an ancient lesbian prophecy...
But this summer...
She's taking her house back.

Gone Home: Modern Warfare.

Featuring six whole minutes of adrenaline pumping gameplay.

Technically he couldn't. The president is Congress' scapegoat and nothing else. He keeps people from being interested in who gets elected to Congress.

Normally I try not to act like I'm a better person than anyone else based on video game platform choice (except for Nintendo fans), but take note, Xboners. This is what happens when you come crawling back to the person who cheated on you. They cheat on you again.

It's an interesting move. On the one hand, it's a proactive step. Penny Arcade has faced its fair share of criticism over the past year, much of it stemming from the company's poor handling of the "Dickwolves" fiasco.

Everything you need to know:

Holy shit! Am I going to have to plug in my Wii U?

I don't think the people who made this are ever going to do any "research".

Oh, Jesus. Now it's never coming out. I was really looking forward to it, too, but either it's going the way of Ghost...

"No, really! We're still working on it, honest!"
*Two years later*
"Uh, we cancelled that three years ago."

Or it's going to be another Duke Nukem Forever or Colonial Marines.

How would getting the Platinum Trophy in Demon's Souls twice be more pleasant than just playing another game? That's more impressive, if you ask me.

I'm not accusing him of not having a life, but look how many games that would have to be. He did not enjoy all of that. For every Metal Gear Solid 4 or The Last of Us, there were ten FIFAs or movie tie-ins.

I hope buying all those games was worth it. Even if you took all my Xbox 360 and Steam achievements, exchanged them for trophies and added them to my existing trophies, I wouldn't be level 100. That guy bought and played a lot of games he didn't want to buy or play to get that level.

Really? I didn't know that.

Nobody likes small government and isn't racist, I guess.

I don't think they will without someone getting in a lot of trouble. You don't get to keep them.

I think I respect this guy more every video I see.

"The people affected by this... have worked really, really hard to get where they are."

That reminds me, is PooPooPie getting fucked in the ass by this? I'd love to see a butthurt video from him, but reposted so I don't give him any views.

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=JQfHda…

I... I'm crying.

What the companies are doing is not illegal. Fair use allows him to make his videos without fear of being sued, but whether or not he's allowed to profit from it is up to them.

Stupid game companies, actually wanting to make money on their games.

That's all it's about. No "psychological pummeling", they just want you to buy the game new, and not used.

She didn't give any requirements for weight and looks other than scars, so she seems like the opposite of shallow. There's a word for people who don't have standards: Desperate. It's probably what you are.

And as for finding an age-appropriate hobby: I guess Berserk and Gantz are for children?

Good. Fuck gimmicky reviewers. I'm so glad AVGN is getting away from that crap. You can't trust someone's opinions if they're trying to keep a fake emotion through the whole thing.

I would have a problem with this if it wasn't only searching for videos with ads. It's cool that some game companies are allowing people to monetize videos of their stuff, but I don't think fair use allows you to make money off of your criticism or instruction.

So, nobody can complain. It's totally their right to put…