And at least half of the 132,590 people on the Florida Panthers website are sitting sadly, dicks in hand, desperately struggling to remember the term "Cougar."

You can tell the Dad is a real Marlins fan, letting his son go like that. Kid's way too old.

If Canada had a True Detective, it would be set in the Maritimes.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

Eh, right now the only Marvel game I want is the one that was beyond promising but cancelled. I still can't believe they cancelled this game. :-(

He-Man wasn't presented to us as boys as what we should want to grow up to be as men. Barbie is to girls so it's a step in the right direction that they make her at least physically resemble what an actual woman looks like.

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

Only boot you ever need.

Nike's marketing strategy for the magista was....questionable

LINDY RUFF: God damnit. God fucking damnit, guys.

There is a lot to love about #SecondHalfPaige. Also, Marcus and the fattest basketball player with the softest hands, Kennedy Meeks, had this for the State student section after the game

Why does Deadspin use these msn video links? Us Canadians can't view them :( Not like we're super important or nothing, but we'd like to view these boss soccer goals!

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.

May I suggest you add a footnote relating the Canadian victory today?

Imagine being a Canadian and having to deal with the constant BOMBARDMENT of the American media pumping American hubris. We have to deal with it everyday. You can live with 2 weeks during the Winter Olympics.

Dear America,

Even on the hardest difficulty you could beat this in less than two hours... and that was without your co-op partners giving you a hand.

I am very proud that I have pretty much avoided bad video game purchases for most of my life, even when I was a kid with a Sega Genesis.

Al Capone
@99CAPONE