Well, I think it's safe to say the dude who wipes out at :13 can be chalked up to the shitty halfpipe.

Thug.

We should have boycotted, plain and simple. We trot out the old chestnut, "but what about the athletes?" as if some American's right to be subsidized by the government and some corporation in some bullshit sport outweighs the cost of endorsing what the Putin dictatorship has become.

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Shut the fuck up.

Whitney Houston. Nuff said.

Um, 1991?

Two words . . . Whitney Houston. That is all.

Uh. Whitney Houston.

[Siiiiiiigh]

Am I the only guy who hates people like this? It's like telling people "I didn't like your vision for a game franchise, here's how you vision should have been." They made the game how they wanted it because it was their story, you rewriting their story is nothing more than a dick move in my opinion. If you make a…

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

It sucks that they are forcing us :/

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

You mean people who aren't racist dicks?

Oh no, I touched man-butt! I swear Jeebus, I didn't mean to. I promise, I'll go home tonight and have relations with my wife as you boringly intended, face to face, with the lights out, and only for the purpose of procreation. Please don't smite me down and send me to that horrible place, with the rivers of fire and…