That's a silly notion, given that only a few years ago nobody even knew who Rocksteady were.

At first, the strike seems positively unconscionable, until you realize who was sitting directly behind that goal:

He should have his mouth washed out with soap.

Yep, totally the same. On the one hand, an organized game where you get hit on literally every play at some positions. On the other hand, the chance of accidentally running headfirst into a tree during a game of tag. I just ran the numbers and the potential for head trauma is identical for both.

Well, they're overweight, have no regard for nature (or history), and are stupid enough to film themselves...unfortunately, that doesn't exactly narrow down where in America they're from.

What a powermove! Classic Schiano Man!

Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.

You Owned Limbs Once.

Tom Brady gets beaten up by Peyton's little brother.

Oh my god people let it go.

Is...is that a Swingline?

First Jay & Dan, now this? Get your own goddamn sports commentators, America.

Affirmative action.

I got nothing.

You are a crazy person.

The woman in the green defending video games had fantastic reaction expressions. Kudos to her. Throughout all the inane yelling, she remained entertainingly bemused (as in bewildered) by all the rage aimed at games.

Sorry for the poor screen cap, just to illustrate whom you should keep your eyes on for the facial…

The league has ways of shutting down the transaction in the case of a legitimate trade rape.

I'm sure they won't cock this up, because the Browns are so good at drafting in the first round:

So THAT'S what karma looks like

I would never make a urine-flavored Slurpee