Every day some bullshit headline on the internet tells me to BE AMAZED or I WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED or THIS WILL MOVE YOU. You never are, and you never do.

I think what goes through someone's head driving that is OH GOD THE BROCCOLI MONSTERS OR GOING TO CATCH ME OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING GENERAL HAWKS WHY IS THE AIR MADE OF VELVET THIS IS A BAD TRIP MAN A BAD TRIP

Very true, very true. Still, I stand by my points that 0-60 is a worthless metric for real-world performance and that carmakers are gaming the system with crazy launch control programming. The 0-60/5-60 918 times just set me off.

That group will apparently be the first of its kind in Japan, to be deployed when roads are too treacherous for cars or standard police bikes to navigate—such as after an earthquake or other natural disaster.

It's good to see that Rob Ford has bounced back from all this.

I am offended this article does not even mention Unreal Tournament (2004) or Quake when talking about "vertical movement."

Putin would have moved the entire gas station closer to his car.

Inside every Falcon 4.0 manual was actually a young Australian man.

I keed.

I AM THE NIGHHHHHNNNNNNGGG

Half-Gabe 3: Life Confirmed.

Don't drink Fireball, but I am willing. Send me a case.

Nothing is impossible.

It required zero cocaine.

Help.. Me..

Well, like I said before, if we use words to define things, then those definitions need to have meaning, otherwise there's no reason in having them.

Spindle Grille...I BANISH THEE

I actually tweeted Pitchford to find this out while I was writing my post!