I'm surprised at your astonishment about teens fighting at malls, shit is more common than a common cold.

As a straight guy I just yell "Do you promise?!? IT'S A DATE!" as cheerfully as possible.

Why, I hear that they have this Intertubes device so that you can view these despicable, vile, sweaty, gay acts in the comfort of your own home! Anywhere between two to several dozen waxed, greased, just repulsive, tan Greek Gods just plowing away at each other with wild lustful abandon! In positions, combinations,…

"I really hate the gays. I hate them so much I'm going to spend 90% of my time thinking about them having sex, and I'm going to make sure everyone knows how much I think about it."

If you ever want to hear, in detail, about how gay men have sex with each other, talk to a homophobe.

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

This needs to be a poster. A really BIG poster. Posted in every schoolroom in the United States.

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Can you imagine the poor baby licking the mom's armpits? I don't wanna overuse the Nathan Fillion gif, but fuck.

"It may come out anyway, or through your armpits," another advised later when I was doing the usual post-labor, slow-recovery walk through the hospital halls.

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

The picnic scene didn't bother me so much, but the little kid getting taken and then screaming in the cage? Nope. Every face I've ever seen on a milk carton flashed in front of me.

Burn it. Burn it all to the ground.

I still think she is saying "Fuck your mouth."

I remember entertaining a visitor from England on July 4th many years ago. After a really loud reports, my 3 year old niece said in her Texas drawl, " that one near scared the shit outta me". I was mortified, it was better than the fireworks for my friend.

I want to nominate, I challenge, Matthew, Adam, and (maybe) Chantalle. Ahhh! Fucking hell!

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."

While I don't disagree with your second point, I don't think this is child abuse. As others have pointed out, she looks like she knew she was going to get water poured on her and she reacted in the way I've seen kids react when they've gotten into a swimming pool before. Perhaps I'm naive, but I don't think parents…

Of all the chemicals you could possibly have anywhere around food or food prep areas, Lye ranks in the top ten of "oh FUCK NO". It's insane that the employees were allowed to handle it so casually with no oversight or training into what it is.