Yep. I’m not saying it’s the worst Twitter take possible, but it checked a lot of boxes.

He met the devil at the crossroads during a weird time (devil was between girlfriends) and ended up landing a sick deal.

My impression was that the grunge guys who gave shit to Van Halen were really just picking on Hagar and Roth because while their name wasn’t on the band, the lead singers always kinda become the front men. I always got the impression they respected Eddie and Alex because they could see how awesome they were at their…

It couldn’t be one person because no one person is worthy enough to shred before the coffin of Eddie “Fucking” Van Halen. It would have to be like an army of the best players in the world shredding in unity for the greatest of them all

What’s so appropriate about that is that there isn’t a person who’s heard that dive bomb note who wouldn’t immediately hear the opening riff of You Really Got Me break the silence in their mind. 

That which is dead can never die.

Van Halen became one of those bands that was the butt of jokes during the grunge heyday of the 90's, but everyone making those jokes were secretly VH fans who would a decade later crank up ‘Jump’ or ‘Hot for Teacher’. For all his faults, the man was a big influencer of 80's rock and had the balls to add a synth when…

Of note, this guy somehow lives on.

The funeral better have someone absolutely shredding the fuck out of a guitar solo as he’s lowered into the ground.

You have no idea whether she has a Y chromosome or “internal testes.”
That’s a long-standing internet rumor based on pretty much nothing at all, because her private medical information has never been released.

So, Mike Phelps is a genetic anomaly - a freak built perfectly for swimming at high speed in the pool. Should his abnormalities (like his hypermobile joints or ridiculous wingspan) have been brought back into line to give other men a shot at victory against him?

It didn’t matter to anybody until she *started* winning, though. Meaning she’s lost before so it’s not as if she’s impossible to beat because of her testes. She trained, she got better and she started winning. Like you’re supposed to. This really just sounds like sour grapes.

You’re right, physical differences shouldn’t matter at all. Let’s take that a step further. If gender is a range then why do we separate men’s and women’s sports at all? Let them all compete on 100% equal footing. Let the best athletes compete and the rest can fuck off.

While we are at it, can we limit all basketball player heights to 6ft 2 inches. It’s just not fair that some people are taller than that. This would level the playing field considerably.

Exotic was convicted of hiring somebody to kill Baskin, not Lewis.

Daily reminder she didn't kill her husband.  He either crashed or was murdered for making deals with questionable people.  Also this is a dick move by the family because its quite clear they are implying she murdered him.  Also stop sending her death threats.  She's just an eccentric PITA lady who likes big cats.  She…

It really is sort of amazing. I can only assume it’s credit to Boseman and the quality people he surrounded himself with.

Considering that he kept it very limited to a few trusted people and family, it’s not a massive surprise it didn’t leak from them. What’s more surprising is that more people didn’t find things out. The idea that he was regularly visiting doctors, working non-stop, getting surgeries and who knows what, it’s remarkable…

There could have been other factors involved. He could have gotten an infection that his weakened state couldn’t handle or even coronavirus

 I believe colon cancer is actually pretty survivable, especially if you’re a physically fit young man with access to top tier medicine and treatment, so it must have turned and got bad really fast, considering he was in treatment for four years. This is per the cancer.net: