I think all the people saying some variation on “she’s a monster how dare he try to redeem her” are missing the point. Tyson is trying to show you that’s she’s not some extraordinarily evil cartoonish monster; she’s a regular person who turned out to be capable of doing something horrible. The point is the banality of…

Clearly a photoshop. Donald would have written “Your.”

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.

My idea for a superbowl halftime show: James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, and Dame Judy Dench all give dramatic readings of what five year olds say they want for dinner and why.   

Can someone edit me that picture of the Rosenbergs kissing in handcuffs, but with Comey and Trump’s faces? I feel that like that will come in handy here soon.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

all that glitters is not gold, honey.

That settles it then.

Thank you for your work. I totally agree.

And this is one of the most important comments here.

Which is why hairdressers won’t be mandated reporters, but will rather be given the tools to initiate conversations that women might not start on their own.

I’ve been thinking, in general, about the average people who get to meet the president. Usually it’s an honor, and is because you either did something cool or something terrible happened. I cannot imagine it being an honor to meet Trump, and I would be really pissed if my chance to meet a president happened and it…

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

But but butbutbut doesn’t he WANT those “millions of illegal voters” exposed? Is he going to let all that “widespread voter fraud” go undiscovered and unpunished? I thought he said we have a fraud problem— therefore, the only thing to do is recount the votes!

Does Kathy think these stories make her sound good? She just sounds like a fucking asshole, over and over.

A) fuck off b) no shit it’s happening, my useless hope has to do with it fucking changing something. C) stop being such a dick. You could have told me to be hopeful or something but instead you read about me being physically sick to my stomach and you decided to be a major ass. Am I somehow more worthy of your ‘tude…