I think that Chrissy and John are going to be great parents, as celebrities go.

True story - My super pretty friend had the sex with him. She said 7/10.

To be fair - pretty people’s 7/10 is my 11/10

Welp, that’s a search for after work...

I really believe that they thought that we would all spend the summer in a “who shot JR” style world wide discussion. Instead we are in a world wide “well that sucked; guess we will find out this fall” discussion.

What a super cutie. I could get behind a SNS dedicated to such adorableness.

Bonus Emily pic.

And have random giant poops/diarrhea. The amount of time I spend in the bathroom (and in fear) during my period is ridiculous.

I would lay face down in the dirt and thank the almighty if the worst thing about having a period is bleeding through clothes, pads, and tampons. This experiment does nothing to share women’s experiences because what’s missing is the extreme pain (for years I would black out, faint, be susceptible to a raging fever,…

staph infection

a sex nap

In addition to bleeding every month for the last decade +, my pussy will soon pass a roughly 8 lb human before going back to original size. I grew a little person and currently my pussy (uterus, really) also has a penis. Can a dick do that? No. Dicks are the weak unprotected little liabilities that are essentially the…

I'm sure you don't have very much experience with pussies.

By whom? Trump supporters and Putin?

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

We already have a Drumpf stand-in.

Second of all, he’s not violent, he’s just “street.” He was born in Queens.

if i had the money id buy it and then covert it into affordable housing and watch the rich people shit their pants

FEAST YER EYES