Man, they are so salty that Obama might get one more Justice on the SC before he leaves office. It’s fucking hilarious seeing these people who want to have the highest position of power in the country show they have no idea how the fucking Constitution actually works. I’m no law scholar but i’m pretty sure there isn’t…

Oh honey, I think it’s 150% time to go back on the Lexapro.

Am I seriously in the minority here? I thought last night’s episode was fantastic! It had everything, explosions! Death! Firewater! Daryl! Glenn yet again escaped death by a narrow margin! Daryl!

Am I terrible? I plan on watching the Sam Gets Eaten scene again because the first watch just filled me with glee. I’m not a kid hater in real life, but that Sam kid was (!) the worst.

The letter writer puts this issue in the proper perspective, for me.

Let’s be real, I doubt she reads the transcript, ‘cos readin’s for pansy-ass libruls! But otherwise I totally agree.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

The concept (at a first glance) made me think of the various Morgan Spurlock endeavors?

I think that depends on who he shoots. He’d probably get more donations for shooting brown people, but lose some for white people. Triple points for Hillary, double for Bern, negative points for Putin. Deeply negative points for shooting a fetus, neutral for killing an infant, positive for a teenager.

I completely concur, fellow hot sauce affionado. Sriracha does not, in my humble opinion, belong on Mexican food.

I....I LIKE sriracha. Why is there always a backlash against innocent tasty products that only want to make your taste buds happy and never asked for frenzied internet fame? (See also: bacon, avocados, both of which are also delicious AND taste good with sriracha.)

So much Harry Potter and Die Hard. This movie, this scene and this voice gets me every time.

I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!

“You get woke every morning and stay woke all day, but are never so woke that you can’t fall asleep when your head hits that pillow at night.”

So avert your fucking eyes, Wendy.

where are you getting this information from? Did you happen to notice the number of cars on that lot? Wouldn’t it stand to reason that he had multiple listings and had to deal with Auto Trader often? Would you prefer to deal with the same person? He came to the door in a towel. Done it myself when I was running late.…

And that voice. Don’t even get me started on his stupid voice. Ugh!