Nah, anyone who burns Bobby Flay like that is number one to me. Bobby Flay is THE WORST. Fuck off with your stupid fucking peppers, Flay.
Nah, anyone who burns Bobby Flay like that is number one to me. Bobby Flay is THE WORST. Fuck off with your stupid fucking peppers, Flay.
Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.
“We love the evangelicals and we’re polling so well. This Bible was given to me by my mother, going to Sunday school. … So, we love the Bible. It’s the best. We love ‘The Art of the Deal,’ but the Bible is far, far superior, yes.”
She’s an asshole.
Truth, I had 19 abortions this way. Sometimes I wasn’t even pregnant, they’re just so good at it.
Not for dirty whore females. Men? Maaaybe.
‘Well yeah because testing for HIV kills babies! That is sciences!’ -The Governor of Texas
She seems high af in this clip.
My mom once told me I needed to be more “quiet” during sexy time. Ugh. So embarrassing.
math is the only subject i cried over.
Yeah. I want my president to be better than I am. Because I’m a super-flawed person who should never be put in control of anything too important because absent a supervisor I will just spend my time fucking around rather than getting work done.
The first outlet mall in my area had an Esprit outlet, and it was back when they were real outlets with good prices. I wore those outfits to death, and thought I was so chic. Remember the leggings with stirrups?
She’s right. He could give a shit. And does give a shit. Many shits.
This. He very much seems to want to go to prison but is apparently aware that crimes only really land you in jail if they’re against white males. If he keeps targeting women and black people he will never get his wish.
i really don’t condone violence
The fact that Trayvon Martin is dead and this dipshit piece of human garbage still gets to walk the earth as a free man will enrage me until the day I die.
Fun fact: Kool-Aid is the state soft drink of Nebraska, where it was invented.