"For those Americans not yet familiar with Tim Hortons: it's basically like an infinitely shittier Canadian version of Dunkin' Donuts."

Nope. This is so wrong. I'm not Canadian, but A) Dunkin Donuts is the effing worst, & B) Tim Hortons is delicious.

Man.... I LIKED Tim Horton's. Burger King and its Tax dodging masters can fuck right off. Tim Hortons gets a pass from me because they were Canada original.

Okay, I'm neither American nor Canadian, but having lived in Canada for 10 years, I'd say Canada kicks American ass, and fuck a Starbucks.

oh, my. I just had to go hide in the kitchen so my 2 year old wouldn't grab my phone to see what I was watching. I feel a little dirty now. I mean, I watched it all. Not THAT dirty.

Tasteful prints and colors, please! Lane Bryant (and other plus size clotheirs) already carry a number of hideous, brightly colored/patterned clothes.

Jealous!

I JUST BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET TO FLY ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR ONE DAY BECAUSE I GET TO SEE RBG LIVE AND IN PERSON!! Am ever so slightly excited. Best friend and I got same day round trip tickets for this and it's going to be THE BEST DAY EVER!

"not cost effective" to cut clothes for size 14+ = these brands are also missing out on RIDICULOUS amounts of purchasing power from women in larger sizes. [Cue Julia Roberts "big mistake" gif from "Pretty Woman."] I'm excited for this! She's gonna be swimming in a Scrooge McDuck pool of gold coins and I'll support…

Oh so know you think it's fine for squirrels to engage in sexual relations with hamsters? And what's next?!? Would you lay down with Rhino? Or an elephant? Why not an elephant shrew? WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?!?

I was thinking he maybe had them on hangers so he could keep them with their coordinating caps.

I fear watching HH on a flight, because during every episode I end up yelling something similar to "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY THAT HOUSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THE PAINT COLORS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" even though House Hunters is rigged and fake anyway.

They should use the money to give everyone free wifi on the plane.

I'd be happier if law enforcement closed their eyes and pretended he was an unarmed black man.

Yeah, I don't give a shit. I'll watch it like it's my job.

Feces is a deal breaker.

Why the fuck would a changing table be a "woman" thing as opposed to a "parent" thing? In attempting to head off some future sexism, you engaged in some of it yourself. Newsflash, dads change the damned diapers too.

Oddly enough, I'm in my 30's and heavily into nerd culture. I may not be a scientist but I keep up. I love the show.

I wish I had something clever to say, but nope, I just totally glossed over that line. I'll sit back down now.

#teamdog!