Truthfully, I didn't know who he was until he hooked up with HER.

"the thinly veiled racist shitpickles she's fermenting"

In a 7-minute video entitled "We Can't Be Afraid of the Scary 'I Word,'" Palin hits the ground running, comparing Obama's America to a "battered wife" saying "No mas."

It's really hard to judge whether someone is acting against medical advice with good reason without having access to their personal medical records, which obviously we're not entitled to here. But after having a shocking number of friends post on Facebook that they're not vaccinating their children because they've…

Today I learned I am plus-sized.

I have nicknamed my 21-year-old cat The Dowager Countess. So instead of Maggie Smith, I picture this:

The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.

How is this not distribution of child pornography?

Shit. And the view from my high horse was SO NICE.

Those images makes me feel like:

Chilling!

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

It's a time management issue for women too. The "good" news is, if you keep up with it every day it goes a lot faster.

Stephanie Robinson needs less uptight friends.

ETA: Also, as a teacher I absolutely know the type of students who are so worried about grades they would throw all embarrassment/social pressure out of the window for a few points extra credit. They are always the straight A students with 103% in the class, too. I love…

If you can't handle farts, dogs are not for you.

I have no idea why Horrible Bosses got bad reviews. It was hilarious! Are reviewers made of stone?

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

Hahaha, a well designed car is enough for my husband to masturbate to ;)

Please instruct me where I can view this new athletic endeavor called rugby!