He is under investigation by DCFS (L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services), according to the same sources. They’ve all updated to reflect the statement from the LAPD, but there is nothing at this time to indicate that the original reporting of a DCFS investigation was also wrong. DCFS and LAPD are…

THIS WAS REPORTED ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING AND I DROVE IN TO WORK WITH MY MOUTH OPEN FOR LIKE THREE MILES.

See, now that’s good quality celeb gossip that a person can feel good about gawking at!

So much less fun. Why couldn’t he have gotten caught banging Jenn? I demand these facts.

no but it makes you a “Brad Parent”

Yep, my enjoyment of this gossip just came to a screeching halt.

It may have really been a one-off, if that helps you feel any better. Sometimes people just go off the deep end quite suddenly. Alcohol is one of the deep end’s best friends.

It’s the Pitts.

We wanted juicy gossip not allegations of child abuse :(.

Psshhh if I’m flying with 17 children you best believe i’m getting wasted and blabbering incoherently, since when does that make me a “Bad Parent.”

Are you nuts?

For us super busty ladies (34G, tig ol bitties) they have some really nice, supportive bras that aren’t crazy expensive. They were pretty much the only major American brand that sold stuff for big boobs and small band sizes for the longest time. It was aimed toward women who had bought their breasts but they need good…

Hmm. I don’t really think you try and make a car appeal to a gender. I think you make it appeal to a lifestyle, a role.

Does anyone remember the YCC concept car? Ostentatiously a car for women by women from Volvo. It had capless fuel/oil valve, location-based keyless entry, an auto messaging feature for maintenance appointments, and headrests that could accommodate ponytails.

No, this wasn’t a car designed for women. This is a normal car that had a magazine pick the color and write some stereotypical garbage in the marketing for it.

I’ve gotten so in the habit of putting my hand out to keep my purse from flying out of the passenger seat when I have to break hard...that I’ve done it to TWO grown passengers.

The nav system has a male voice that is always interrupting you.

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

Don’t talk about it.