a friend of mine (male) has a theory that everything bad in the world is caused by men trying to fit something where it either won’t fit, isn’t wanted, or isn’t supposed to go. Wars, rape, economic problems, everything. It kinda does make sense...

Even if his massive dick had been the problem, and not the whole pesky consent thing, it seems to me that a decent guy would have stopped if he thought he’d been causing physical pain.

You know, when I’m at a party or event, I am usually surrounded by women who are hotter than me.

“According to the Telegraph, the woman had fallen asleep in an office in order to wait for the next train in the morning home. After a brief conversation, the pair started to have consensual sex, trying first in a “spooning” position and then turning around to face each other. It was then that Green noticed that the…

There are multiple dudes here saying they had girlfriends once who couldn’t take their dicks, but (AFAIS) there are no women saying they once had a boyfriend whose dick they couldn’t take.

From the Daily Fail (ho ho ho):

Don’t tell me. He was hoping someone would ask to see Exhibit D.

When a woman is drunkenly sleeping in her office until the trains start running again, I see no scenario where “a brief conversation” leads to consensual sex.

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So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

I used to love doing coke on occasion until a friend of mine gave me a stern talking-to about how I was supporting the deaths of thousands of innocent people just to get a short-lived high that feels like shit when you run out. I felt legit guilty. Plus it’s craaaaazy expensive. I used to be hot enough to get it for…

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Someone below noted that he may have been forced to be a drugs mule. I think another reason might have been that he was feeling sick and thought the bags might have broken open and he wanted medical attention asap. Or, he was supposed to smuggle something back to Thailand and thought an Australian prison sentence…

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

I think it’s reality. I can’t imagine Ann having a sense of humor about herself or anything else.... her jokes don’t help my thoughts on that.

I think that part of the "joke" of roasts is that, deep down, you are supposed to respect the person getting roasted/the other people roasting them. Seth Meyers laying into Barrack Obama and Joe Biden at the WHCD is funny, because at the end of the day most people have at least some level of respect for those figures.…

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

I have a mental list I refer to as “The Aerosmith All-Stars”, which is full of all those musical acts who, by managing to survive their youth, lived long enough to become awful. The aforementioned Aerosmith, Rod Stewart, Elton John; sure, on a basic human level, I’m glad they had the opportunity to have long lives and…