Sorry for the mental image. I think it’s true that when the vamp comes up that high, I expect my foot not to flex out of it when I walk. The ones pictured here have a lower heel, though. So it could just be my particular pair.

And what would these stores be, that sell these elusive “high-quality” clothes?

“labia like opening”

well, as a short person, the last time this trend came around, it was actually kind of nice for me, because I could just buy ankle-pants, and, for the first time in my life, wear them as regular pants without having to have anything hemmed. But I have no clue why a tall, or even normal height person would be in…

Okay, so, I have a pair of shoes with this weird labia-like opening. They are very cute and I get tons of compliments when I wear them. BUT it always feels like me feet are going to pop right out of them. The opening, while clever and pretty, does not do a good job of securing your foot inside the shoe.

Kinja is being Kinja and I can’t edit but she doesn’t look like a q-tip she looks like a cannoli and that’s even worse.

Boots that try to look like a pair of pumps with some hideous leather stocking is far and away my least favorite trend this fall. Everything else here is borrowed bad fashion, but this...whoever came up with this needs to feel very, very bad about themselves.

They definitely have that “My mom refused to buy me new pants for this one last orchestra concert” look.

A friend of mine growing up was from a very, very, very conservative household and she dressed like this. Long jean skirts and gray t-shirts.

I kept thinking that I would, eventually, come across something that I didn’t hate or that made me think ‘I could make that work’. Nothing. Nothing. All is darkness.

As long as we’re back in the ‘90s, can I have my body back from that decade, too?

I walked thru Macy’s a couple months ago muttering to myself “I have never seen so much ugly shit under one roof”

I was all about this not 2 secs ago on an earlier post but now I wonder if there isn’t something rather liberating about this. If it’s humanely impossible to look like anything but hot garbage in the clothes, it’s kind of a great equalizer?

I....

that is too cute! I just got this dress to wear to a wedding, but I sort of want to wear it all the time forever.

Sorry this is adorable

Quote at least one Doors lyric that is not simply “the end”.

those ankle flares just make it look like the model had some kind of insane growth spurt halfway through the day, and she just has to awkwardly wear too short pants until she can go home and change into something that fits.

where is this from because I had a shirt exactly like it in highschool and stupidly threw it out and now I wish I hadn’t. I NEED MY YOUTH BACK NOW PLS

I’m saying no to all of this.