She could nail actual vienna sausages to literal mini coffins and walk around in them and look better than I ever will. I’m not gonna wear something just because she rocked it.

THANK YOU. I can’t fucking believe I had to scroll so far down before someone pointed this out.

“And if you are already at the hearing stage and you don’t know why your client smells bad, you haven’t done your job.”

Why not? What’s unconstitutional about it? It mostly just expands on the Trust Act, which has been in place for years.

Didn’t The Simpsons do a couple different reveals for Who Shot Mr. Burns?

I think the “con” is short for “conscious,” not constricting, but yeah, it means form-fitting.

No personal experience here with that, but breast reduction is one of the highest-rated procedures for “worth it” on realself (kind of like Yelp for cosmetic procedures).

Nope. It’s totally, unambiguously illegal to fire someone for filing a discrimination/harassment complaint, even if the original complaint was totally baseless. It’s a public policy matter of not discouraging employees from reporting potentially illegal labor practices because the employees aren’t lawyers and aren’t…

My brain went straight to “my partner has a gun to his head and there’s another gunman waiting outside for me as soon as they flush me out.” So a password does seem useful.

Yeah, the people who thought this was a good idea were obviously not just white, but a very specific subset of white. My Sicilian mom would’ve had issues with this too.

Yeah, in pretty much all of the US, the cities are blue and the suburbs/rural areas are red. Blue states are just those in which a sufficiently large percentage of the inhabitants reside in those cities that the cities determine the election results. California is no exception; if LA fell into the sea it might be…

But it is a business covered by the Unruh Civil Rights Act.

Psst. Google “Unruh Civil Rights Act.”

It’s a great program, but they only issue 10,000 per year, and the process of getting one can take years, and you still have to eat in the meantime. I’ve worked with DV victims trying to get one, and while it’s nice to have that ray of hope, it’s still a long, arduous, anxious process that doesn’t always end well.

Or the people who eat meat but would never kill an animal themselves.

Which song is that?

Your parents sound cool.

So I put Jackson Browne’s “Lawyers in Love” on my wedding playlist (husband and I are both lawyers.) I know it’s not a love song; I just thought it was funny. Does that make me more or less insufferable?

It’s usually caffeine, which is a diuretic but also works as a muscle relaxer. I just take regular ibuprofen and add lots of coffee in the morning; it definitely helps.

It’s ibuprofen plus caffeine, which can help make it more effective but isn’t great at night, or ever for some people who are sensitive.