Re the green tea ice cream story: those of you who haven’t waited tables have NO IDEA how it warms the cockles of our cold, black hearts to have someone else at the table call out a customer’s jackassery. I understand it’s not always practical when the jackass is your boss or your soon-to-be-MIL or whatever. But if…

Same. I always knew this as a church thing. We did have to sign drug-free-for-life pledges for DARE in middle school. At the time I had no intention of ever touching the demon weed, but I didn’t want to sign because you just never know how life will change you and I wasn’t prepared to make a promise I might not keep…

Or maybe even just let the kid make an ass of himself? I’m not sure that’s the wrong choice. There’s a point where you have to step in and protect your students from being subjected to hate speech, but not everything that’s wrong and offensive should be censored.

I think it just never occurred to me to try. They obviously can’t resell it if it’s opened; why would they take it back?

Really? That’s good to know.

It took me a long time to find a drugstore foundation that actually worked for me, and if Cover Girl ever discontinues buff beige Ultimate Finish I might burn down their headquarters. Meanwhile I’ve cycled through endless lipsticks that weren’t quite right, and I’ve been using the same blush since high school because…

Wait, isn’t there already a clothing line called Seven7? I think they make jeans? Maybe other stuff?

Eh. I was a cheerleader. Straight ponytails can get caught, too. If that were really the concern, they’d have everyone put their hair in a bun, and maybe under a swim cap for good measure. This is about aesthetics.

This is really the only comment this article needs.

Now that’s some serious dirty talk.

The “never lived on his own” (which I assume means never living with roommates/significant others either, right?) worries me more than the living with family now part. It’s not necessarily an indicator of any negative traits, but there are things you might not get around to learning about how to manage your own life…

Silencer, maybe? That puzzled me too.

It’s totally unfair that someone could be that cute AND that funny. God, save something for the rest of us, Damon.

But surely if she was able to withdraw it so that she could shred it, she could have donated it before her death?

This is genius. I’m a big fan of inexpensive, homemade, consumable Christmas presents, because worst-case scenario, if the recipient doesn’t like it, they can toss it and say they used it all up and it was wonderful. Best-case scenario, they really do think it’s wonderful and appreciate all the time and effort you put…

So, yeah, that cure is probably worse than the disease, but for real, bugs can carry disease. I can see how that wallpaper would have seemed like a very good idea at the time.

It is so much easier to lose weight by calorie reduction than by excersise.

I completely agree with you; phrasing is important. They should be asking whether you plan on being the same size, not how much weight you plan to lose. The latter is frankly insulting.

No, they had a father-daughter dance instead. It’s right in the article; no clicking necessary.

Perhaps not the squirting per se, but the fact that she came (squirting orgasms are much harder to fake) on your very first try?