Senior in high school /= senior citizen.

I think it’s pretty obvious she didn’t know that much about Mexican cuisine, if you read the rest of the story. But yes, cheeseless quesadillas are a thing. Even a blind squirrel/stopped clock/etc...

This is totally a thing, and it even has a name: French 77 (a take-off on the classic French 75, which used champagne, gin, lemon juice, and sugar.) As a side note, booze is my standard contribution to any social gathering, because I’m a better bartender than cook, and I usually bring a bottle of bubbly and something…

Greek salad in Greece (called peasant salad there) actually doesn’t contain any lettuce, just cucumber, tomato, kalamuta olives, red onion, and dressing.

Sparklehounds! I love it!

I don’t know about where you live, but in some places PP does abortions on Saturdays only, so there tend to be the most protestors on that day.

Oh, thank God. I thought it was just me.

Blonde from a box can be great if it’s within a couple shades of your natural color, and your natural color is what you’re starting with. My natural shade is sort of a mousy dark blonde/light brown, and I sometimes use a honey/caramel blonde at-home dye on the roots between the salon visits where I get more dramatic…

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to promote my new charitable organization, which works to protect adults from crib death.

It’s also really fucking stupid, because we’ve endured way more additional burdensome regulations on abortion in the last couple decades than on guns. Clearly we’d be less bothered by abortion if it involved our precious second amendment wangs. You might even be able to get them at Wal-Mart.

Every time there’s an article here about an actor saying something godawful, someone or ten in the comments asks why they even bother reporting on this, why we should care what some celebrity thinks, why don’t we all get hobbies, etc. If you wait a bit and then read through all the comments on this article I’m sure…

Stealing this.

I find it really interesting to hear from vegetarians and ex-vegetarians on the subject of meat cravings. I think there’s a small but substantial portion of the population that, for whatever reason, just doesn’t care for the taste or texture that much to begin with, and those people are more likely to become…

I like it when doctors are blunt about your options like that. Too often, they either don’t even tell you about the choice they wouldn’t make, or they downplay the risks and make it seem like a reasonable thing to consider.

Sometimes I put my earbuds in and just tuck the jack into my purse so it looks like it’s plugged into something that plays music, bur really I just want to be left alone on the train. Not sure how well that would work in a sauna, though...

Don’t condescend to me like I don’t know what it’s like for exploited workers. Did you even read my post? Obviously I’m not falling for the idea that workers must either be exploited or starve, but you seem to be falling for the idea that no harm can come of losing a shitty job, even if you couldn’t possibly have…

I first heard encountered the term on the bar exam, of all places. Performance test on regulatory law in California. Hypo: campground owner wanted to install portable mini cabins for people to stay in instead of driving in with their ginormous, gas-guzzling campers; local busybodies argued this was an impermissible…

I mean, even if it doesn’t save your relationship that sounds totally worthwhile.

Me too! Like, I know the Tweet Beat headlines are always jokey, but I really got my hopes up this time.

How do you solve a problem like Yoko?