I mean, that’s crazy and awful, but maybe never having to see someone like that again should go in the win column?

Yeah, I think what’s changing is that sexual harassment is becoming less of a thing women are just expected to deal with in the workplace and more of a thing they can actually win a lawsuit for.

Even being pro-segregation would be appropriate in that context!

Gee, wonder who the appropriate people were.

I love that you still ate it.

Can you elaborate on the gastric acid thing?

Some of these stories I can’t even figure out what they’re trying to say. Proofread, people!

Your leg muscles must have been screaming at you the next day!

There’s a really old-fashioned rule of table etiquette that says if you leave your fork and knife crossed on your plate, it means you’re not finished eating; if you lay them parallel, you’re done and they can take the plate. It’s a perfect system, except for the fact that nobody seems to know about it.

Oh and also my mistress. She gets one too. But nobody else.

Probably. That was the story with A Million Little Pieces; Frey tried to get it published as fiction, then when it was rejected, moved around a few commas and brought it back as a memoir.

Reading comprehension fail. You don’t have to write a treatise; I corrected you with nine words. You obviously didn’t confuse me, as I was able to state the law better than you without even looking it up. But yes, there is a chance that you “confused” other readers because what you said was wrong. Thanks for playing,…

Only if someone is physically stopping you from exiting a space is it false imprisonment.

I would watch the FUCK out of that.

People go about this game all wrong. I swear, the thought process for most is “whom do I hate most? Kill him. Who’s the hottest? Fuck him. Oh, shit, if hottest is also most hated, I have to work that shit out. Marry whomever’s left.”

...she just keeps talking, tho. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I chose vanilla because it symbolizes the sex life I hope we have beginning with our wedding night.”

Depending on the terms of the contract, you may or may not need the photographer’s permission to republish the photos, but you will almost certainly need the bride and groom’s consent. Absent contractual provisions to the contrary, work for hire belongs to the person who hired the artist, not to the artist himself. I…

Season 2, Episode 5 (Food Truckin’). Tina becomes “Dina” on the road.

Oh, man, this is embarrassing. It’s not working for me either, but I watch so much Bob’s Burgers I know EXACTLY what it refers to. LMAO.