Really? Patton Oswalt has an awesome bit about Robert Evans' ESPN commercials, ya dingus.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

The Aristocrats!

Okay!

Those icy death stares. :S

He could have used some Buffalo Wings.

The most amazing thing by far happens at :54, when you realize that Jermaine O'Neal is still in the league.

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

Stop sullying my good name. I would never say it's okay—I would shrug and say, "I guess, if that's what you want to call it, it's pretty bad, I suppose." Give me some credit.

You don't just put an arm around a guy, and tell him it's ok when that happens.

Just don't give him the second overalls or he might draft Charles Rogers again.

Fab Five top five? Jalen Rose taking credit for everything UNLV did first and everything else but the Internet? No thank you.

Fuck this Winning Time was great.

[Still smirking]

[Smirk].

Who says he's too short to be a successful NFL QB now?