Michael Felger thinks this thrillseeker should have died.

He couldn’t get playing time on the fucking Sixers last year. He moves like Al Jefferson does today. He may not even be the best Okafor under contract in that team’s system.

Eskin’s a sack of shit who embarrasses me as a local.

Didn’t this very site (the Gawker network, more specifically) have an article about Spacey a few years ago where two males anonymously emailed to describe Spacey making advanced towards them as teenagers?

Cornel West trying to play peacekeeper.

I should note that at no point during this phase of Trusting the Process did I agree that having your offense run exclusively through Jerryd Bayless and J.J. Reddick for the final 7 minutes of games was part of said process.

YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIGLET

Can I have Craig Ferguson back, please?

Not quite Teddy Atlas tier, but a good 2017 meltdown.

Like if Wayne Coyne played 10 years ago.

Don’t ask why, but I immediately imagined her being the host of a “Last Week Tonight” take, once a week at late night.

- Lots of Triangles

Now to discuss the whole “Sexy Star may have legit tried to break Rosemary’s arm and has the internet and other wrestlers disgusted” aspect.

Fucking good. I’m primarily a basketball fan living in a Philly suburb, and it’s the first time this franchise has felt relevant since Iverson left, and even then, those last few years weren’t exactly making basketball the top ticket around here. I’d say through my 30 years on Earth, save for the 2 years the Phillies…

The Kobe in the Shaq and Kobe duo wants to become Kobe. It’s literally been said in the report that he want to be THE GUY.

LeBron, who has had all this news surrounding him bailing in a year, is “blindsided” by someone wanting to bail within a year?

tl;dr

Motherfucker did what I’d do with the Sixers in every NBA 2K franchise mode since about 2007, and actually pulled it off, and now a team that had 40 win purgatory at best for eons now has a core of about 6 guys under 24 or so that the team can retain for the next 8 years if it pans out.

As a fellow Scarecrow main, this pleases me.