Keep gettin’ dem checks, Run the Jewels.

I’ve been using Scarecrow as a main since he has quite possibly the longest reach in the entire game, especially with his uppercut, juggle attack, and stage-transition attack, and against most players online, he’s a very good counter against a Deadshot if you time your moves right.

The one true Asuka

Anyone want to be a doll and post the Drew Magary dancing on “Chopped” .gif?

Literally after this, Finn Balor took an elbow to the back of the head so hard, he faceplants, and as of this post, is believed to have a concussion. Post that clip, too.

YouTube comments.

Getting your “Why Your Team Sucks: 2017" started early, I see.

The Witness. And this was before I saw that there is a 56 minute video you have to sit through just to complete a line puzzle.

Not called “Spla2oon”, am disappointed.

His number is right there.

No, because they ultimately leave the constant attention of the public eye after they’re done and none of them have been someone I’ve remembered seeing consistently since I was 4.

Fuck the snark: I’m 29 and he’s been a consistent presence on a network I’ve spent most of that time watching. I know he’s Chris Berman, but dammit, I’ll still ultimately miss him

“I do not feel compelled to impress it.” - about a Fitbit watch.

Swear to god, some form of this exact logo was an option to vote for on an Xbox website where you could have won a “badge” if you had a high Gamerscore.

“The Witness” is atrocious and should be off this list to maintain its credibility.

So other than embarrassing her further...this is news, why?

As a Philadelphian, it’s nice to see Blue Jays’ fans cause more on-field incidents over the last two years in the post-season alone than my entire city has in, let’s say, the 21st century across four pro sports? Sure.

His promo was fucking awesome. I can’t believe I typed that.

That’s how I scored it in a unanimous decision.

Now Drew Magary has his video intro to WYTS 2017: Philadelphia Eagles. Presuming Deadspin still exists by then.