Few things I’ll take umbrage with, though I agree with most of this:

This is partially why Brett Brown (who may have been the best acquisition of the Hinkie era, and I don’t think anyone thinks isn’t doing his best with this team) has experimented with Okafor defending power forwards, so that Noel can patrol the rim.

Cousins is also the best free throw shooter of the lot by a wide margin, so you could play him in crunch time and avoid “Hack-a-” strategies.

Oh, it’s thinkable. These teams suck and can’t handle presses because they’re amateurs.

10% might just be a baseline value to experiment with. If you’re an Xbox Rewards Member with Gold and you’ve purchased a lot of digital goods (games and DLC, movies, tv shows), you can earn up to a 10% rebate on whatever you purchase through the console/website.

Key point to note regarding the ref here: WWE referees, even if they know a finish to a match, are trained and expected to count pinfalls as a “shoot”, or legitimately. Even if Neville’s hurt and trying to “struggle” to get out, even if he’s hurt, if his shoulder goes up, the ref’s supposed to stop counting. I believe…

That’s one of the only vocal, pro-Reigns fans nowadays.

nobody looks scared to go at him anymore

I also noticed that you can do a 180 run if you somehow click in the left thumbstick while aiming down on the same thumbstick. It’s been finicky, but it does work on occasion.

Every player has their own individual shot meter, which can either be red (miss), yellow (can go in, but better odds if you’re closer to the main spot), or green (99% a guaranteed make, perfect timed release.)

In many ways, and this is rather reductive but I promise not in a way to be demeaning, I feel like reviews are sales-pitches in which the review tries to convince you that it’s “accurate” or “right” about something by presenting a clear, concise view of the thing being reviewed.

Even though that “Can You Run It?” site says I probably can’t play The Witness, I’ve had a few other games pop up like that and have played them fine.

Swear to God, I’ve been suddenly, inexplicably reminiscing about this game over the last week before this got published. I’ve been watching the character videos, pining to play it again, and still think this is one of my favorite instrumentals in a video game ever:

Despite the Sixers being subject zero in Hinkie’s lab experiment, they have played surprisingly well/close to the Bulls during that time. Very baffling.

...He’s not wrong...

Why aren’t they just going to Ireland for this?

I think that demand is more of a public service that nobody would raise an exception towards. At least I won’t. And I wasn’t even a big Griffey fan and I at least know his swing was butter.

You win the thread.

And nobody here gives any hint of a fuck about this unless Jezebel picks it up, so y’all aren’t helping with Anti-Spade sentiments.

I am getting a bit annoyed of the victory lap; you’ll be the former president in a year, you can wait a bit before you start doing gigs for shits and giggles. You’ll still be in demand.