...I don’t get it.

I consider making the Kotaku front page/main image a lifetime achievement.

A 6-10 team that hasn’t made the playoffs in a decade despite taking pretty much another team’s top picks over the last three years should not be trolling anyone.

“There's no way he wrote that speech." - Colin Cowherd.

Blake Bortles.

He got dominated for 9/10 minutes by a great wrestler on two weeks’ notice, got taken down 5 times, begged the ref to stand them up, and looked just as gassed as Mendez did.

I love how 99% of people when they first saw that Joker were appalled, and then a large contingency of likely those same people watched that trailer and only cheered for Joker.

As for Waiters, I was throwing him a bone, because he’s something like an offensive option.

What’s wrong with...Waiters run wild?

God dammit.

Are you Deadspin staffers queuing up your Jim Ross mp3's?

Bring back ties.

Why the fuck would you hack the ASTROS over the turn of this century?

On the pre-show, after they aired this, poor Renee Young needed all the hugs.

Have to presume the cameraman, who didn't have the tact to have superhuman-quick reflexes while doing his job.

Fixed.

DAVE HOLMES 2015

I know him as That Guy Who Would Always Interview Jim Carrey on MTV and Laugh for 98% of the Segment.

Wicked?

Oh cool, I now know where he lives.