Lesnar just announced on SportsCenter with Michelle Beadle that he's not going to MMA and is staying with WWE.

Rumble was in Philly, not Pittsburgh (although a RAW leading to Mania was in Pittsburgh.)

....WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE DUMBASS KIDS IN THIS TOURNAMENT?

No. Not at all. Not even close, really.

.....YES!

EVERY BEER THEY FUCKING MAKE IS THE BEST FUCKING BEER YOU'VE EVER FUCKING HAD.

Which beers do they make AREN'T fantastic for the style, at least among American breweries?

Nope, fuck you.

I hate this fucking site.

I hate this fucking site.

I hate this fucking site.

I hate this fucking site.

Swear that's real. Also the best promo he ever cut.

Sources: Sam Hinkie to sign all players involved to 10-day contracts.

Or this, for that matter.

Nope, don't get it.

How does it know when, exactly, to take a screenshot (in that, the act of saying the prompt may take too long and you'll snap something else instead)? Does it only work when the game is paused? Any way to single out a screenshot from a Kinect recorded video?

.................................................................................Angling for a Buzzfeed job?

Cole Phelps' ancestor?

I kind of stopped reading "Wolf in White Van" for a while, but am getting back into it.