No chair.

Don't worry, some NBA player will have an injury and Hockey fans will call him a pussy because he didn't come back from a heart attack and balance will be restored.

Nobody thought to include the category: "Had major motion picture made about your GM's tenure with team?"

WINNER.

Did the "getting hit by a car" team just get forgotten from the list?

Who are the heels and the babyfaces? Or are WVU students followers of the Vince Russo "tweener" philosophy?

Yeah, you're right; the piece focused so much on the PA brewery that I completely forgot the whole point of the article was talking about why it failed in Massachusetts.

Also being a PA resident like Will is (at least I recall Will saying so; could be wrong), usually one of the only convenient places to get a variety of beers is at a great supermarket like Wegman's. And most of the imports are either Northeast of the Mason-Dixon (Maryland and up, really), Michigan (Founders), Ohio…

What happens with the players?

He's trying to jump and barehand it to make a play since there'd be no time to transfer the ball from the glove and hint at making a play.

Pitch dead-center and with maybe 3 centimeters of movement, I'd be upset if he didn't walk off.

Rather he referenced Austin 3:16.

Never mind this Ray Rice shit, HOLY MOSES BOB LEY'S ROCKING THE BITCHIN-EST BEARD ALIVE.

Maybe something like "Afternoon Beer", in that it won't wear you down for the rest of the day like a high ABV can?

"Boston Lager" is still legit; then they have about 20 other beers that are perfectly fine. Yuengling, to me, is essentially at- or a step down from Blue Moon's level: It's "craft-y" and cheap enough that you can show it to someone that only thinks beer is yellow. In fact, their ads for their Light lager openly jokes…

**Obligatory "Yards" mention**

It also makes it seem like an odd PR ploy on Marshall's part, which it isn't at all, so I can understand that aspect, if Marshall believes it. Also explains how some of the answers given in the piece seemed indirect: he wasn't expecting to have to answer them based on the piece he believes he's working for.

"Nick DiPaolo" made me laugh so hard I'm now afraid I woke up my roommates.

Really, at this point, why even bother spending the money to sell them in Japan at all?

Deal With It