On "Around the Horn" today, Israel Gutierrez pulled off a good Bieber.

As low as it ends up ranking in most of Gawkers' lists, "being hit by a car" is QUITE versatile.

Carolina scored 6 points against the Cardinals after having a bye week and their only win was trouncing the Giants. I think Rivera's earned more than one star.

Read a book.

Oh hi sir.

He basically said that it was the moment in which Americans' desire for "reality tv" was born (citing CourtTV being created as an example) and how, despite all of these monumental sporting events occurring, America clearly put it all on the backburner to watch a White Bronco.

At least they got #1 right.

And I don't care if the games are "eh kinda sorta good maybe LOOK AT THE CHARTS!" I'm still disgusted that these games exist to turn players' tendons into beef jerky strips.

...bullshit.

Should note, for those unaware, that Sal Paolantonio has been around Philadelphia media (including Eagles) for about 20 years. Take that info how you want.

The more I listen to it, I think BOTH are getting chanted over top of each other. I can now hear a few "3 and oh", but I still hear the start of "You can't throw". Sadly, there were no Kaepernick questions. :(

It appears as if Rich Eisen shoots the fans a death stare once the "You can't throw!" chant picks up steam. Classic.

The only thing Garrett Jones has hit over the last month **cuts from fantasy team**

WALDO!

...you're still Ellen Page.

...and this. To be fair, that hoodie does look snug.

There are only two things Donald Sterling likes that are black: these...

Mustachioed Tom Hanks?