“who isn’t dressed like a “plus one” at a Kirk Franklin album release party”

“attempting to conceal himself and a black firearm in a nearby plant.”

We can only hope someone gets their ear cut off to “Stuck In The Middle With You”...

“i work at a sports bar as a food runner”

I’ve been a Spurs fan for over 20 years now and the best thing about is there is no lean period. Outside of the year where The Admiral got hurt and they sank to the bottom (and wound up getting Tim Duncan in an instant reload), they’re continuously in it. My friends/family who are Laker fans talk up the five rings…

I’m pretty sure the Uday story just ruined pretzel rods for me.

These (pictures of) pretzels are making me thirsty!

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

...said the person whose brain is no doubt infested with cat poop parasites.

And technically everything Dennis Reynolds says is pretty much shit, so there’s that.

That’s absolutely nuts. It’s like a crazier version of the “I thought he had a gun” defense. Even if you were allowed to shoot wanted suspects in the back and this cop thought this guy was a suspect, he should still be prosecuted for getting it wrong. Just like if a cop thinks a guy has a gun and he doesn’t, he should…

Yea... Wtf????? What does that even mean??

Because his job is to review movies for this website. Why even bother commenting when you misunderstand everything about this webpage and its intended purpose?

There is no khaki fetish porn.

Says the guy with the username of a movie character that was a manic depressive acting out on his own violent thoughts.

When did they make fun of him?

See...see...when it comes to Eminem and Paul Wall, to me, they both KNOW they are white, identify as such but grew up around black people and fit in enough that they AUTHENTICALLY developed music as a result of what they love/lived. I agree on the rest, but I don’t see those two as cultural appropriators as much as…

Where is your joke? You just didn’t know who Gucci Mane was. No one is bullying you, calm down.

Man, how do all these people in the comments not know about Gucci Mane?!

The fact that you admit to having alcohol beforehand makes me side-eye a little bit...that and the other tattoo photos, not sure what the point was there. Some of them are really good. But if you want that tattoo so badly I’m glad you just kept going until you found someone who would help you. Artists have every right…