Those are good points. And if Deadspin weren’t the only place I ever saw Whitlock’s name anymore, I’d be inclined to be on your side in terms of this being a big story. But he’s not a menace we need protection from. He’s a hack, as you said. A hack whose projects will undoubtedly fail without any prodding from the…

That’s not how any of that works, that’s not how any of that works at all!

I don't think you know how slander works.

Remember, we were given 2 twitter accounts, 4 chins, 2 eyes, and one gigantic mouth so that we can something something

Hard to say considering we’re virgins, all of us.

No. That’s just incorrect. It would be a fairer (albeit still incorrect) position if Rafael never discussed Mayweather’s personal life, but he did. He wrote articles immediately before and after Mayweather went to jail praising him for his mental strength. He allowed Mayweather’s lawyers to dissemble to his audience…

Someone sounds butthurt. They had a better +/- than the Ducks this year, and they’re loaded with young talent. But yeah, must just be 82 games of luck.

Well. They did get goaltending this year (.928, 9th in the league according to War on Ice), but their possession stats were also very good (52.5%, 8th in the league). So unlike Colorado, who was 7th in save percentage (.929) but a garbage 24th in possession (46.9%), the Jets seem to have the underlying metrics that…

I was about to say the same thing. Why didn’t they use Tom Hardy’s likeness? The movie has been in development as long as the game.

Ah, “prison rapes”. Move along folks, this is just some MRA looking to cloud the issue. Nothing of value here.

For the same reason things like “the radio” came into fashion?

This article, which features interviews with two of the writers of the sketch, discusses why the setting of a Texas HS football town was used. Specifically, it was done as a means of situating the satirical depiction of sporting rape culture within a familiar setting, namely the critically acclaimed television show Fri…

Um. Because that’s where many of the stories come from, and there is a much larger ‘football god’ presence among HS football teams in the south.

I’m offended that you’re offended, on so many levels.

Neither is she. If you think that then you missed the point entirely.

Unlike your commenter name.

Because attractiveness is the key to good comedy?

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story