Yes, I know, dammit, but yawl is how she says it. There's a pronounced "w" before she gets to the "l" that just isn't there in "y'all." And, given that she's working so goddamn hard to sell this phony affected accent, I figure I should honor it by transcribing it the way she actually says it.

"It's like wrestling with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it."

Talk about spreading rumors. Ew deadspin.

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I think we've all learned this week that Men who hit women orchids are pansies.

I'd like to go on record here: I fully support domestic violets. If you don't like it, you can take your other 63 crayons and just get the hell out.

+ fucking 1, Vikings Message Board.

Not as hot as your take, broseph.

The stupidity of your post is exceptional. If I may...

I think you're doing it wrong if you're using "beat within an inch of her life" as the standard for acceptable physicality in your interpersonal relationships.

Some people are not as dedicated to thoroughness in their rankings, I guess.

ya just tried too hard man

To be fair to PM, Swearinger did taunt Welker with this after the hit.

You undermine your entire argument by starting off saying that you hate Peyton Manning. First, RG3 and Manziel are not 16 year NFL veterans with 13 years in the playoffs and five MVPs and a reputation (as the article says) as a robot. Second, apparently you're 6 years old, because before the Colts won the Super Bowl…

If you hit one of his teammates in the forehead, you better believe you're going to get some serious jawing from Peyton.

You could've just said tl;wc.

You're a dim-witted, no-joke-getting fuck, you know that? And apparently, a homophobe.

Why didn't you capitalize the W and A? Show some respect, jeez.

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