Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

Yeah, I'm absolutely certain that one of the most famous, highly-trained athletes on the planet (a guy who is constantly surrounded by people whose entire goddamn job is to ensure that his body doesn't fail him) left a game that he's spent all year training for because he forgot to drink water.

Did you not read the post, or the linked study that showed no link between dehydration and cramping?

Your characterization of the UFC fan demographic is about as off as your decision to include "electric-blue pee-paint"

Much better tackler than his cousin, Lito.

All great righters at that while started with the same dream.

My father was a Chicago cop. He said Harry climbed in to the back off his squad car one night and asked the "cabbie" to take him to Rush Street. Before they could even get past, 'this isn't a...', he threw $100 at them.

I think there's probably some truth to that. NBC and the time slot hasn't helped either — though in this DVR age, I tend to believe if you're really interested in a show, you find it. Of course the other challenge in today's TV world is that I think people are reluctant to dive into shows when they can't do so at the…

Ah, the Yankees/Cowboys effect, only in a smaller room. Sounds awful.

Yeah, "who gives the world shittier music" is not a fight Americans want to start.

You, Mr. Giantssuck, are obviously the person to teach a fanbase how to be reasonable.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the last Canadian Cup win was the same year that Canadian heroes Crash Test Dummies released "Mmm mmm mmm mmm", one of the most insufferable songs ever. Karmic payback's a bitch, Canada!

Sure, saying both black and white people with tons of tattoos would be equal too, but Cuban didn't do that. He compared a black dude in a hoodie with a bald white guy with tattoos all over his face.

I live in Houston, I cant be crossing the street for every motherfucker with a face tattoo.

You can't blame him for reacting strongly. Who knows what a weak Loonie's going to do these days?

It's hard to think of a Messier situation.

Had the pleasure of meeting Dr. Octagon one day in L.A. Weird thing was that we were just both in cars waiting next to each other for the light to turn green. I recognized Keith as soon as I saw him, sitting in the passenger seat. Rolled down my window and told him I was a big fan. Dude driving the car then hands…

So you're telling me Chili Cheese Fritos and beef jerky aren't a healthy diet for us regular, non-incarcerated people? Thanks for telling me how to live my life deadspin. OR IS THIS FOODSPIN IN DISGUISE. I FUCKING SEE YOU BURNETKO

Lax player here, we are all a fucking joke. That is all.

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