AnthonyMasonsBarber
AnthonyMasonsBarber
AnthonyMasonsBarber

I don’t know why people are so worked up over TD2, it’s the middle of the summer and there’s nothing to watch besides Hannibal anyway (which is having it’s own incredibly uneven season). I experience stroke-like symptoms seeing ads for So You Think You Can Dance, Bullseye, and American Ninja Warrior, so fuck it.

I feel like syrupy southern drawling and the occult angle (coupled with Cohle’s hallucinations) bought TD1 a lot more leeway with absurdity than this season is being afforded.

A 40 year old who is into Graham Parker & The Rumour does not a hipster make.

No one said it isn’t allowed. It’s just that no one gives a fuck.

Hipster has become the go-to word for old, angry, confused people. Millennials, at the very least, can be shoehorned into a loose definition, but I’m guessing any time Whitlock sees a young man who isn’t dressed like a “plus one” at a Kirk Franklin album release party, he’s muttering to himself about goddamn hipsters.

Boogie. Karl. Rondo.

I’ve tended bar. Never walked away from any shift, party, or busy sports event with animosity for a whole country’s inhabitants, and then wrote a long-winded missive against them online.

Dude, you are a fucking idiot. And a racist.

In 2000, undercover officer Carlton B. Jones was sitting in an unmarked car when he shot unarmed Howard University student Prince Jones (no relation) five times in the back in the Falls Church section of Fairfax County in what the officer said was a case of mistaken identity. Former Fairfax County prosecutor Robert

I was simultaneously horrified and gratified when I caught that bit on The Family Guy. I’ve been called a weirdo for not liking The Godfather for years. I can watch almost anything and I just cannot get through ‘em.

Oh. Well. He’s a good guy, and, um, haters gonna hate (this is new to me, but such a lovely turn-of-phrase, really, thanks for this), so I guess you’re right. I’ll just go ahead and ignore all the shitty, borderline racist shit this weasel faced putz spews.

Yup, good ol’ fashioned names like Zarley Zalapski.

Couldn’t help but hear these names in Cletus Spuckler’s voice.

Hate mongering xenophobes can have all the free speech they want; at no point did I suggest otherwise.

Modifying behavior that seeks to antagonize a minority, restrict its religious freedom, and promote hatred doesn’t necessarily seem like a bad thing.

The Muslim members of this community had a meeting about this antagonistic high-stakes troll job and decided to ignore it, collectively. This makes the two maniacs who reacted outliers. They do not “prove her point”.

This may not be a major pop culture story, but it is a major media story.

Thank You.