Why should he be "offended" by someone else using drugs?

LOL. What a stupid fucking idiot. It's a country in South America. And you spelled it wrong, retard.

Do I anticipate they're already picking a new burner name because this mockery should mercilessly continue well into the new year? Indubitably.

Is asking yourself questions the most annoying device to employ while writing? Surely.

I can't believe almost 200 people starred it. That's a lot of hyper-sensitive white folks just itching to lash out at a website they're frequenting. Fuckin' weirdos.

Certain states are actively attempting to obstruct access to (and, ultimately, outright ban) abortions. Access is not simply about being in the vicinity of a hospital or clinic.

#BlackLivesMatter was a reaction to a specific incident, and it was to draw attention to that incident and others like it which are occurring at an alarming rate (police summarily executing black men and women in the street). It was born out of a feeling of helplessness, which is why so many black folks joined in the…

#AllLivesMatter was around well before the 2 NYPD that were murdered. It has nothing to do with a back and forth between the black community and police and everything to do with a group of people who get defensive about their own feelings on race.

Maybe English is your second language, because you're confusing "wise" with "vitriolic" here.

"He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys, and me, I went dancing with my wife."

I have no idea what'll happen. It's why I like watching the fights.

Watching JDS lumber around the octagon lately has been depressing. Maybe in his prime he could've competed with Jones (and he can still KO anyone with a perfect punch), but I think with Jackson on Jones' side JDS would get outpointed at the least.

DC hasn't fought anyone on Jones' level yet. He's in for a real fight here,and anyone who believes they can predict a definitive outcome is taking advantage of the fact that picking fight wins is 50/50.

Actually, they're illegal because a governing commission was shown demo videos of karate dudes breaking bricks with up-and-down elbows as a scare tactic to outlaw MMA fighting.

That fight was close enough for everyone to know that Gus "took him apart" is hyperbole. It was a very close fight and Gus didn't do enough to dethrone the champ. Donezo. They'll fight again and we'll see what's what.

Krishna's vaccination.

+1 BABY!

In Canada, Morganthaler is a famed pro-choice activist/abortion doctor. Which makes "Morganthaler's Egg Nog" hilarious.

Oh well, case closed. Your contribution to the discourse is greatly appreciated. Any other systemic American problems you'd care to solve in one fell overarching-irrelevant-anecdotal swoop?