Isn’t that Poke? It’s all the rage here in hipsterville. Call it Poke and serve away, I say.

I’ve been watching EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of UNHhhh since the last article on Drag Race contestants and honest to fucking god I’ve never been so happy to watch pure insanity for 5 hours straight.

Trixie is something special and her career seems to be really taking off (no I am not actually Trixie, or even Katya)

I… I thought we already knew this?

This is THE question. And the answer is yes.

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

That’s nothing compared to my vagina fetish.

Just kidding, I like being choked.

He’s being intentionally obtuse, don’t engage him.

He’s 20. That’s pretty young to have to be addressing your sexual preferences with anyone, much less the dregs that are Twitter.

Jon Hamm is the patron saint of mid-30s unemployed male alcoholics sleeping on friend’s couches everywhere: eventually, if you have a massive dick, everything will be fine.

Republican voters don’t love these fascist thugs no matter what, they love them precisely because they act like fascist thugs, which they equate with strength and manliness.

I probably wouldn’t talk to Caitlyn either if I was Khloé.

This kind of assumption also speaks to a media representation issue. Normally, the discussion is about who’s working behind the scenes, but this is also about whose stories are told. At a glance, it seems that if a black person is featured on tv, the story is one of two things: if it’s negative, it’s about depraved…

Caity Weaver for president of the universe, forever and ever!

Having been in Palm Springs this weekend I am amused by Vanessa’s first leather-clad evening. Girl, wearing full leather in the heat takes a great deal of commitment. It was around 80-95 degrees during the day and maybe got down to 60 by midnight. And I am not loving the Rhianna outfit. Great glasses, everything…

Also, let us take a moment to appreciate whatever is happening here:

US Constitution, article 1, section 9: “The privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.”

I’ve been questioning whether I’m dead or not since Inauguration Day. If I were dead, then my multiple sclerosis would be healed. So, no.