I like this one, too.

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

remember everyone who writes for this website is like, 23

I’m sorry for us older millennials, the first thing I think of when I hear “Kylie” is most def Minogue. How insulting it must be to her to have this baby hooker try and edge her out, when she is the real artist.

Is it wrong that yesterday, when I heard that Mary Tyler Moore had died, my first thought was, “good for her, now she doesn’t have to suffer through this shit for the next 4 years”?

Wheeee! After a year of extreme personal crises - deaths, work shakeups, health problems, a very bad relationship upheaval, and now geopolitics that will directly fuck up the lives of close friends and family, I finally yesterday gave in to my doctor’s recommendation that I try pharmaceuticals. Lexapro, take me away!

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

Unfortunately the photo of that moment is misleading. If you watch the entire video, Obama tells him to go ahead and enter first, then D-rump actually waits and holds the door open for all 3 of them behind him to enter. So the moment where he leaps up the steps and ignores his wife is true, but the part where they all…

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I might have known she’d have a weed-buying gown.

I had such respect for you. 2016 strikes again!

I want the 23 people (as of 2:50 p.m. EST) who said “Yes, with enthusiasm” to come forward and explain themselves, after which point we will get them the treatment they so desperately need...

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

He probably deleted it because he was getting death threats.

I’m pretty convinced that 2016 is just a simulation that we’ll all awaken from in six days.

If I have to make a stranger put on a condom before I suck his cock, the terrorists have already won.

It is ABSOLUTELY Suicide Squad!!!

Ya boy said it on the news. U mad, snowflake?

Trying to get away.