The detailed plot description is on the wikipedia page.

I just read the wiki plot summary and it is indeed fucked up.

Yes, if the guy is on his back, touching the prostate is just like in that picture. It’s basically like right behind the penis internally.

My barber doesn’t. I haven’t experienced that before. I think that would be awkward! He just goes for a smoke break while I sit under the heat with the bleach for 15min.

I’m a guy, and my cut and color from my barber (legit barber, not a stylist) is $120 before tip, and that’s with my friend discount too. He charges $70/hr for just a cut (he does everything in 30min increments though), so normally a haircut is just $35. I have to go in every 6 weeks for a bleach and tone. The struggle…

Amazing. Thank you!

The prostate is about 3 inches inside, so even a small dick can reach it. Girth is great for the stretch and full feeling. Length becomes an issue at some point because you’ll be batting up against the wall of the rectum. Not a fun feeling when you’re getting pounded by a jackhammer.

It was because I never bothered to fish the rag out of the toilet. I was missing that item for a bit. The surgery section wasn’t easy either. Using your gun to mash up the organs? Not an apparent solution! Cryostasis was a bitch too.

It’s a fun game. I was a disappointed with the ending though. My only critique is that some of the puzzles you have to solve do not have obvious solutions. Turning the furnace on in the morgue stumped me for a while, as was accessing the atmospheric control room via the male/female barracks. Could have used more…

Trimmed short with shaved balls.

That’s what it is. I don’t think MessO’Espresso would automatically think that though.

You’re lucky you didn’t see anything else. “Cock cheese” is a fetish and it’s not what you think.

hahahahahahaha!

I’m a guy and I just had my butt, crack, and hole waxed at a salon. It was indeed quite awkward having to spread my cheeks for 15 minutes while she went to work in the coal mine, but she was really friendly and we talked about hipster bars and Amazon techies while it was going on and made me feel comfortable. What…

Eh, the fans would make it warmer if it was a contained space. Heat rises, and the fans are on the ceiling. Turning them on would circulate the heat throughout the space.

With length comes girth, I hope! Stretch that pussy out.

I remember very clearly him stating that his FORESKIN FITS AROUND A DOORKNOB. I’d still take it like a champ though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 inches is so normal! So average. If you’re not at least 10 inches, I don’t even know.

Shaking bruises the gin. It also introduces air bubbles and ice shards which are supposed to be avoided. Shaking is for mixed drinks.

We all are. I have a special wine glass I use every night at home alone.