Totally!

This makes me feel lucky. My employer GIVES my 401K 8%, I don’t even have to put anything in it myself. Then they half-match me an additional 6% for 12% total. After all contributions, it’s like 18% (8 + 6 + 4) of my salary every year.

Ugh, this is so true. I live in Seattle and run into past dates, ex-boyfriends, and hook-ups just about daily. I make it a point to be super nice/friendly/honest/direct if I no longer wish to date a guy specifically for this reason so it’s chill when we run into each other later. And you’re so right about your current…

This has inspired me to re-read all of the Acts of Gord. An entire site dedicated to horrible stories about working at a video game store.

What’s this from? Is that Maebe?

Sometimes fully naked. I might get distracted by something after drying off from the shower or after I jack off. Sometimes in undies or pajamas too. It's situational. I don't mind my bare ass or balls touching furniture.

I've been living solo my entire life (once I moved out of parent's home). I can't imagine living with other people. Some days you just want to be naked all day long and jack off whenever you want multiple times for hours on end.

Starbuck’s sausage, cheddar, and egg breakfast sandwich. If I am at the airport then I always get an sausage/egg/cheese mcmuffin from McDonald’s. Those are the only options!

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I agree. Turn the shower on for that. You want to rinse not soak.

And Portia de Rossi has Scandal. They’re all pretty busy these days which is why Season 4 was filmed the way it was...

Exactly. She could be texting bae for all we know.

Ha, I think we have the same job. You mentioned program as well, so assuming you also work for a nonprofit?

I do this too, but with bottles of Diet Coke.

Going ashy blond to white isn't that bad for your hair like it is for Kim or anyone with dark hair. Blond hair lifts extremely easily. I'm naturally ash blond and a level 40 peroxide developer with bleach takes my hair color to white in about 15 minutes under heat. Then I use a toner with a level 5 developer for…

I cut an orange in half, squeeze it out into a jar, leave the squeezed orange in the jar as well, and do the funnel trick mentioned up above. When I feel satisfied with my haul, I boil a pot of water and burn/drown the fuckers before pouring them down the drain.

It's been the same exact look for the past 3 (at least) years. Literally the same american flag tank top, ironic print tees, flower headbands, jean shorts/skirts, neon colors, and 70s inspired silhouettes. :( Which is fine with me because I don't have to purchase any new items really since we keep recycling the same…

I think they mean they're motivated to kill for money aka they are "gathering" resources (money).

The m4m section for Seattle is full of blow jobs and anon cum dumps. :-/

Scat is a widely shared fetish? I thought that was one of the more rare ones. Down there with vomit.