Anselm
Anselm
Anselm

Between this and Aspire Bariatrics, I think Jezebel is trying to tell me something, but I am not sure what...

All men at some point in their lives will get prostate cancer if they live long enough. It's just a matter of time. Not sure if that is the same for women and breast cancer (but I wouldn't be surprised if it was, though.) So a slightly smaller erect penis is kind of sad, but what is worse is that treatment for

Kolonic!

The quote is actually, "I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year." Slightly less offensive, but only slight!

I actually looked up the rest of the quote. She drinks! She was talking about people who act stupid when they're very drunk and how she and her friends can drink in excess without making a stupid scene or going crazy and embarassing themselves.

My gym is in the heart of Seattle's gay neighborhood (Capitol Hill), and everyone looks painfully attractive and everyone is staring at everyone else, ugh. I go in and avoid all eye contact, and I am afraid to even enter the free weights area and do some weighted squats or deadlifts because the moment my skinny ass

I fucking LOVE this list of quotes, thank you! I just put up like 10 of them on my twitter pretending to be Gwynneth. Some of them lead into others really well like they're related. I am cracking up.

They don't really have a flavor, just texture. I would say a very very very light oatmeal-like flavor if there is one at all. I like to mix them with my favorite teas. They're sort of like little tapioca balls.

Bravo!

I am the air marshal for sure. If you're traveling internationally I've found the best thing to do is to have several cocktails or glasses of wine and then take half an ambien, and if you don't like ambien then just have a few more cocktails and you'll be gold. When you're passed out it doesn't matter if you're seat

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I broke up with my ex, which I thought went amicable and very well, and two months later he actually sent me one of these letter-type lists of everything he didn't like about me (and also a list of what he did like), and then concluded his two lists with a paragraph saying he couldn't be friends with me and cut me

Don't do it! You'll get sucked into her shitty life of poor choices and be stuck there reaping what she sows!

Do you like our owl?

Don't worry, while the movie has the core scenes/content from the book, they added to the film all this extra unnecessary drama and angst that isn't in the book. It's a short read, so I recommend reading it before seeing the film.

Too bad about the shitty soundtrack.

Huh, I wonder if I shave my balls and trim my crotch/pits is because of my German-ness. I do like a clean orderly body...

I am a gay guy, so I don't face the same pressures to groom as the ladies. But, I shave my balls bi-weekly, and keep the rest nice and trim. I also keep my under-arm hair trimmed (not hairless, just shorter and more controlled). Mostly for myself as I feel more attractive and comfortable (and clean), but also

Is it really a flaw for Betsy to believe attractive people are entitled to different (better) treatment when society as a whole rewards attractive people with all sorts of entitlements including better salaries and better treatment from strangers, coworkers, potential employers? If she is really a 10 and not a 7,