Maybe move up to rimming first and if that goes well playfully ask if you can play with his ass' g-spot.

A blowjob with a condom is a pointless endeavor. Just don't bother with the act if you feel like you need to put a condom on it. Give him a handjob instead. The condom removes all sensation in terms of BJs.

On top of being a loaded question where answering means admitting failure...

This will get stuck in appeals forever.

Just because gay guys like to talk like that when they're getting all sassy doesn't mean all black woman do too! D:

My salary is pretty low comparatively for my position (making about $35K gross), but the perks are pretty nice. 4 weeks vacation, 2 weeks sick, good health insurance, good dental insurance, good vision insurance, a free state-wide bus pass that works for the trains and ferries as well (Seattle, WA), tuition…

Only 5 sick days? Shit, I get about 2 weeks worth a year (This is not PTO. Vacation is seperate, which is 4 weeks.)

FLORIDA!

FLORIDA!

Here is a link to an NPR article discussing this play (in English):

I work for a medium size law firm in Seattle, and I am always wearing colorful things. (I am a guy.) Today I am wearing a navy blue pressed oxford shirt (very slim fit) with charcoal gray pressed pants (very slim fit) cuffed with no socks and a bright blue pair of Kenneth Cole boat shoes :P

More like developers are able modify the default Android OS, which they usually fuck up. It's not really a "template", but a fully functioning OS that anyone is able to change or modify. I am using Google's Galaxy Nexus with the default Jelly Bean OS. Free from shitty modifications.

Most likely during the Discovery stage of litigation. Each party can submit "Interrogatories and Requests for Production of Documents", that the opposing parties would then respond with answers and the requested documents. Apple most likely requested any and all documents related to the iPhone, and Samsung provided…

Or just flacid penis?

I love the image in my head of the female track stars flat ironing their hair between races!!

Amen!

Earpiece? What?